Stuff non-writers say is pretty hilarious. It's slightly tragic that you've heard all of that at least once in your life! Btw, is your book like Twilight?
LOL! I've definitely heard, "Oh, you're writing a book? Am I in it?" It didn't really cover the "Oh, what's it about?" question, though, which I am not a fan of.
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