1) It's boring. There are no customers in the store after about 1 am. Maybe today there will be. Procrastinating shoppers.
2) Thank God for that $5 Starbucks card.
3) The lights on the display under the mannequins make this weird mooing noise. And it's really, really funny at 4 in the morning.
4) I put the clothes on the rod from the fitting room away all night and made new tickets for the items that didn't have tickets. Oh, yeah, I did all the stuff that associates want to do during shifts, but don't 'cause they have actual customers.